Title of my Memoirs...um....

I was "tagged" awhile ago by a friend to come up with a 6-word title for my memoirs, were I to write them.

After much deliberation, I think it might be titled,

"To Hear this Command Again, Press Two."

Does anyone else in the mommy world feel like you say everything twice? I think I'm just going to start talking like a myna bird and just say everything twice from the start.

Put it back, put it back.
On the shelf, on the shelf.
Not there, not there.
I said on the shelf, I said on the shelf.

I read like a bad Dr. Seuss book. :)